I want to send a prank letter?
to some randem people for the phone book. What do you think of my first attemp? Has taken me a long time to get it right. Any good? Oh and send them to other peoples houses but with their neighbors name on it.
Dear Mr G. Brown ,
With reference to your telephone conversation on the 21 March with my colleague Jeremy Dundole, thank you for taking the time to raise your concerns regarding our continence products. All concerns are important to TENA and we welcome the opportunity to address the issues you have raised.
I am sorry to hear about the problems you have experienced recently with the TENA disposable pull-up range. TENA are the leading supplier of hygiene products for bladder weakness and faecal incontinence here in the UK, we find it deeply upsetting that your pads unexpectedly leaked. We are sincerely sorry. We can only speculate on how unpleasant it must have been for you..
After a lengthy investigation we could not find any sufficient evidence to say our product was to fault. We can not take any responsibility.
We suggest you use a more absorbent undergarment as our adult disposable pull-up may be unsuitable for your urine incontinence. We recommend you try our TENA SLIP all-in-one nappy for added security.
Should your encounter any more problems with your incontinence pads leaking please get in touch as soon as possible.
Yours sincerely,
Sure, I don't mind.
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Although I think that your idea is funny, it is really a waste of time and you most likely will not be getting any responses and if it is reported and you were traced you could be prosecuted for what is called Mail Fraud. It is not worth the time and energy or expense for no satisfaction, and for potential government stupidity if you were to be reported and caught.
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