This is a pretty gross question. Forewarned is forearmed.
So I had some Bailey's last night. Okay, a lot of Bailey's. I've never really gotten a hangover before, but I did this time. Much groaning, crawling around, nausea, and diarrhea occurred.
I dragged myself back to bed when the worst was over and went back to sleep, then got up and walked the dog about two hours later. I realized that I was pretty sore around my anus and ESPECIALLY the inside of my cheeks. It wasn't until I got the bathroom and had to pee that it got REALLY bad. Really bad burning sensation. It's really raw down there...but I don't know what to DO about it. Should I put like, Neosporin or something? Should I put Vaseline? Should I go to the hospital? I don't really know what to do. I need some help. My butt thanks you.
Oh, and I should probably mention that my tummy is staill all a-gurgle. I don't know if it's growling cuz I haven't fed it or what, but I just downed some Pepto.
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The diarrhea is a good reason for your bum to be burning, especially with all the alcohol you ingested. Go a head and use neosporin, you can find some with a pain relief medication in it . Then, take it easy on your stomach. Nothing hot and spicy, nothing to heavy. Just small light meals.
Did you umm….maybe..uh…have sex there? If so, get an exam by your doctor, and some STD tests, as you don't really recall much of the night, you might want to be safe.
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