How can I have a heart attack by December 31? My insurance co-pay goes up next year.?

I’ve had a lot of stress, so I think it is only a matter of time before I have my first heart attack. My company is scaling back its health insurance next year, and it would be much cheaper for me to take advantage by having my heart attack this year while my coverage is better.

Having a heart attack and knowing that it was costing me less than it would in January would help me in the road to recovery.

How can I make this happen?

Written By Evie Neumann

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  • karma_police March 8, 2009, 12:02 pm

    A heart attack could be brought on ny eating fast food for 100% of your meals. You could snack Elvis style on fried bologna and peanut butter sandwiches, Krispy Kreme donuts and wash it all down with Slim Fast Shakes. Also, troll your local fairs for deep fried goodies such as funnel cakes, snickers, twinkies and french fries.
    You could also aim for a mental breakdown. You could go check into a hospital for a few weeks and relax and experiment with some fun medications. There would be psychiatrists, counselors and other patients to talk to and enterain you.It would be like a fun vacation paid for by your insurance company.

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